Now you can create your own “Skins” theme song.

5 Minute set I did in San Francisco.

9-11 First Responders Bill passed showing that when push comes to shove Democrats and Republicans can come together to do the bare minimum.
I think the best season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is this season of Basketball Wives.
Christopher Rios aka Big Pun was born on November 10 and died on February 7. And in those 3 short months he blessed us with such lines as “if I cheat on you with other women, I promise never to bust in em”. Bravo Big Pun! Bravo!
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I think I could take Manny Pacquiao to some open mics and really show him what pain is.
World super heavy weight champion comic, Iran division
Twitter is amazing because it allows me to communicate with all 8 of my friends at the same time.
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Watching Mean Girls on TBS

Watching Mean Girls on TBS. Poor Lindsy! Oh but there were a pause button on life!

They say laughter is the best medicine. Maybe. But I just think they don’t give enough credit to Chinese medicine.
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Man vs Food

Adam from Man vs Food is trying to drink 15 milk shakes for some challenge. Doesn’t he realize that eventually Food will win! Stop doing this to yourself Adam!